goldsprints: kyle vs. hondo

after getting two hours of sleep the night before, working all day, then eating three burritos from taco bell I thought it would be fun to go to the goldsprints at fresh. the turnout was way more mellow than it had been at nobrow the month before but as a result there were a bunch of new faces I hadn’t seen and it was fun to watch people who had never been on rollers attempt to go fast. I have an amazing ability to forget just how much I hate sprinting every time i go to one of these events and like clockwork I showed up, hung out for a hour then got beat by a guy I work with who showed up solo. after feeling like dogshit for five minutes I convinced hondo and kyle that they should race each other. i think it mostly had to do with me telling them that they were in no position to make fun of anyone there for not racing until they stepped up. at first they kept going on about how they weren’t going to go fast and I called them pussies but when they finally mounted up shit got real, check it out;

hondo lost by a hair but kyle puked his guts out like a lil bitch afterwards so I’m gonna call it a draw.

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