happy new year

that was a cool new years! shout outs to ted danson or whatever his name isj for playing good music, hondo for taking all my tip money in dice in the bathroom but then getting me into the bar for free and buying me a bunch of drinks, mad dog macleod and the rest of the hounddog posse, all the other classy dudes at the bar wearing button ups and ties (grown man shit), koko for being in salt lake, and last but not least an important message for the dude who stood next to me at the urinal even though there were a bunch of other spots open; yes, I knew that my urinal has a habit of overflowing when you flush it and that’s exactly why I did it before making a hasty retreat only to glance back and see your shoes get covered in my piss.